One time I created a tumblr entirely devoted to out of control facial hair from okcupid pictures

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via ladysnowgoat)

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helicine:

i’ve got 99 problems and they all stem from systematic injustices such as institutionalized racism and sexism, rape culture, police brutality, etc.

this isn’t supposed to be a joke text post i was just counting my problems and i wanted to let you know

(via sickofshadows)

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i’ve got 99 problems and they all stem from systematic injustices such as institutionalized racism and sexism, rape culture, police brutality, etc.

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April Fool’s!

nightvales-voice:

We replaced your bloodstream with thousands of bees. Also, your bones. And your skin. And also your hair. You’re mostly bees, I don’t know how you didn’t notice that.

(via loneliest)

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LOOKS LIKE YOUR “SMARTPHONE” WASNT SMART ENOUGH TO DODGE MY FIST (and i am not smart enough to evade your lawyer so really i am sorry, please drop the lawsuit)

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