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quazza:

birds think they can live by their own rules and not pay taxes, they are the biggest libertarians and no one is impressed

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WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

@Anonymous

totally!! i love the official tumblr diet! eating everything in sight is my forte

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via wherejudaswenttodie)

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rabioheab:

well, i guess my power to be able to look at a person and tell if they’re european can’t be called eurovision anymore. great. thanks.

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orbsteeb:

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE MELTING RIGHT THRU THE EARTHS CRUST AND FUSING WITH THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR CORRUPT PLANET!! TO HEAR THEIR MAGNETIC DIRGE IS TO YEARN TO JOIN THEM

Holy jesus

(via wherejudaswenttodie)

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