February 2012
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me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
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i want to make a tumblr which has no connections...
mostly so i could talk candidly about all the sex i want to be having
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver (via precioushorrors)
“No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...”
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
See, the thing is, I would ALWAYS rather be sleeping.
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Sometimes I think of the thing I want to do and then I think of the thing I should do and do that instead. It’s not always that difficult.
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sick day/mental health day
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arsvivendi:
But just fucking think about it for a second. You’re given 80 years give or take to do whatever the fuck you want on this planet. Why would you waste a single second doing something unfortunately disappointing or unentertaining or uninteresting? You have a brain with incomprehensible capacity that miraculously comes up with the greatest of ideas. Why the fuck are we wasting all of...
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“Basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even bother.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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“Every particular Thou is a glimpse through to the eternal Thou; by means of...”
– Martin Buber (via antideflamation)
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Me: What can I do to counter my obvious lack of sleep?
Simon: Well the Simon method is lots of black tea and loud music.
Simon: Also pinching yourself really hard if you start drifting off in class. But not so hard that you bleed because EVERYONE WILL NOTICE
Me: An abundance of good advice from Simon
Simon: Yes. Hashtag good advice, hashtag what is wrong with you
Pro-choice: Listen to the facts.
Anti-choice: But I don't like facts.
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
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“So theories and pontificating aside, let’s add reality to the mix. The reality...”
– Feminist Porn: Sex, Consent, and Getting Off (via becauseiamawoman)
feminists can have weird, kinky CONSENSUAL sex too!!
(via exhale-dust)
Yes, yes, yes, this is awesome
(via feministfemmefatale)
“[tw : rape] “Let’s talk about rape for a moment. Rape is not what George...”
– Jeffrey Rowland (via joyousfeminism) 