me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
i want to make a tumblr which has no connections...
mostly so i could talk candidly about all the sex i want to be having
He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....– John Oliver (via precioushorrors)
No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
See, the thing is, I would ALWAYS rather be sleeping.
Sometimes I think of the thing I want to do and then I think of the thing I should do and do that instead. It’s not always that difficult.
sick day/mental health day
arsvivendi: But just fucking think about it for a second. You’re given 80 years give or take to do whatever the fuck you want on this planet. Why would you waste a single second doing something unfortunately disappointing or unentertaining or uninteresting? You have a brain with incomprehensible capacity that miraculously comes up with the greatest of ideas. Why the fuck are we wasting all of...
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even bother.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
Every particular Thou is a glimpse through to the eternal Thou; by means of...– Martin Buber (via antideflamation)
Me: What can I do to counter my obvious lack of sleep?
Simon: Well the Simon method is lots of black tea and loud music.
Simon: Also pinching yourself really hard if you start drifting off in class. But not so hard that you bleed because EVERYONE WILL NOTICE
Me: An abundance of good advice from Simon
Simon: Yes. Hashtag good advice, hashtag what is wrong with you
Pro-choice: Listen to the facts.
Anti-choice: But I don't like facts.
ifyoucarryonthisway: i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
So theories and pontificating aside, let’s add reality to the mix. The reality...– Feminist Porn: Sex, Consent, and Getting Off (via becauseiamawoman) feminists can have weird, kinky CONSENSUAL sex too!! (via exhale-dust) Yes, yes, yes, this is awesome (via feministfemmefatale)
[tw : rape] “Let’s talk about rape for a moment. Rape is not what George...– Jeffrey Rowland (via joyousfeminism)