a collection of things put together by a humanTumblr (3.0; @helicine)http://helicine.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51316985676" src="http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51316985676/audio_player_iframe/helicine/tumblr_mn10ijP4uF1rkjcke?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhelicine%2F51316985676%2Ftumblr_mn10ijP4uF1rkjcke" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluishtigers.tumblr.com/post/50831883404/faux-ami-heart-skipped-a-beat-the-xx" target="_blank">bluishtigers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faux--ami.tumblr.com/post/50783729815/heart-skipped-a-beat-the-xx" target="_blank">faux—ami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>Heart Skipped A Beat — </em></strong><em>The XX.</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51316985676http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51316985676Sat, 25 May 2013 12:59:40 -0500songs that make me cry or orgasm or have feelings or something“If you really want to hurt, find someone who loves you.”<br/><br/> - <em>C.J. Langenhoven (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://precioushorrors.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">precioushorrors</a>)</em>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51316594776http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51316594776Sat, 25 May 2013 12:53:56 -0500ow<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/996b2617649b1a4feffe108bb8a0128e/tumblr_mn9ey1yAOy1qz75ewo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>story of my life</p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51208899160http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51208899160Fri, 24 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quazza.tumblr.com/post/50655335409" target="_blank">quazza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>birds think they can live by their own rules and not pay taxes, they are the biggest libertarians and no one is impressed</p> </blockquote>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51201631047http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51201631047Thu, 23 May 2013 22:43:24 -0500omg<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N0ijOe3sGEk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>The Last Huzzah</strong></p> <p><span>Mr. Muthafuckin eXquire ft. Despot, Das Racist, Danny Brown, EL-P</span></p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51081636033http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51081636033Wed, 22 May 2013 12:59:00 -0500can't stopwont stop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dfb9260a95af2529d7626a9c57cbdaa/tumblr_mhq5yjrPkD1r6dubqo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51047947376http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51047947376Tue, 21 May 2013 23:18:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bca3949b1b4b66bb5ab829fbdeeb73ff/tumblr_mn5g1qNXAg1qehq2no1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51002329416http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51002329416Tue, 21 May 2013 13:15:51 -0500lolololololyes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a7d1c405960783c1e22b9ded7a52d4e/tumblr_mn5pb1v8hC1rdf5tbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladysnowgoat.tumblr.com/post/50995688273/found-objects-from-the-n-folder" target="_blank">ladysnowgoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Found objects from the N folder</p> </blockquote> <p>the n folder omg i lovwe you</p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51002280546http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/51002280546Tue, 21 May 2013 13:15:00 -0500lolfuckmy godsahglk/af/kdsaafsen<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joebirden.tumblr.com/post/50679061223/sells-cigarettes-to-kids-no-its-satire" target="_blank">joebirden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*sells cigarettes to kids* no it’s satire</p> </blockquote>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50925887887http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50925887887Mon, 20 May 2013 14:31:59 -0500<p>totally!! i love the official tumblr diet! eating everything in sight is my forte</p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50925070308http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50925070308Mon, 20 May 2013 14:20:31 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothlolita.tumblr.com/post/50491591837/im-sorry-but-you-two-cant-get-the-marriage-the" target="_blank">gothlolita</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names</p> </blockquote>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50840412643http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50840412643Sun, 19 May 2013 13:59:10 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/50756772154/well-i-guess-my-power-to-be-able-to-look-at-a" target="_blank">rabioheab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>well, i guess my power to be able to look at a person and tell if they’re european can’t be called eurovision anymore. great. thanks.</p> </blockquote>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50840296684http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50840296684Sun, 19 May 2013 13:57:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/465e419f3ff0e5668ad6012df093b4fe/tumblr_mn2451hhf31qkt6yoo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/50834887479/viral-lies-1" target="_blank">literallyunbelievable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Viral LIES!!1</p> </blockquote>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50838399592http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50838399592Sun, 19 May 2013 13:33:50 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orbsteeb.tumblr.com/post/50762921161/hot-singles-in-your-area-are-melting-right-thru" target="_blank">orbsteeb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE MELTING RIGHT THRU THE EARTHS CRUST AND FUSING WITH THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR CORRUPT PLANET!! TO HEAR THEIR MAGNETIC DIRGE IS TO YEARN TO JOIN THEM</p> </blockquote> <p>Holy jesus</p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50833145029http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50833145029Sun, 19 May 2013 12:25:51 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladysnowgoat.tumblr.com/post/50656989471/when-i-get-to-chicago" target="_blank">ladysnowgoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me: hey, y’all I’m back! <br/> J: WHERE HAVE BEEN BEEN?! THIS HOUSE HAS TOO MANY PEOPLE! <br/> N: I cut some important looking cars off and now mafia guys are following me but Im not afraid. You wanna smoke and listen to Biggie? <br/> B: *hides booze* <br/> L: I HAVEN’T HAD SOMEBODY TO TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK WITH IN A MONTH! <br/> M: I can’t believe you left me with these people. <br/> B: *chug chug chug* <br/> N: IT’S THE TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS!</p> </blockquote> <p>lol i can&#8217;t even</p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50686544651http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50686544651Fri, 17 May 2013 18:47:28 -0500the mafia?what?!really wendy!?!?<p>things that are literally ruining people&#8217;s lives:</p> <ul><li>greed</li> <li>global poverty</li> <li>the AIDS pandemic</li> <li>the government sponsored genocide in darfur</li> <li>limited access to fresh water</li> <li>little to no access to nutritious food</li> <li>the mass production of *crap* (labor conditions in sweatshops)</li> <li>extreme racial inequalities in our prison system (also everywhere else)</li> <li>socially acceptable misogyny</li> </ul><p>things my government cares about:</p> <ul><li>the gender of the person i want to marry</li> <li>how much i&#8217;m having sex, who i&#8217;m having sex with, whether or not we&#8217;re using birth control</li> <li>whether or not i smoke weed</li> <li>my vagina</li> </ul>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50520199967http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50520199967Wed, 15 May 2013 16:11:00 -0500oversimplificationbut stillsocial justicepoliticslifethis should really be a venn diagramor a protest sign?<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50439501435" src="http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50439501435/audio_player_iframe/helicine/tumblr_mmt1ctkjmf1qbjxq5?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhelicine%2F50439501435%2Ftumblr_mmt1ctkjmf1qbjxq5" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>i sang at an open mic night in Oxford before i left and look!! they sent me the mp3 of the performance!! and i don’t hate it!</p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50439501435http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50439501435Tue, 14 May 2013 15:10:03 -0500singingvocalmusicopen mickind of embarassing but kind of not<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4ef1b19bb197f957cdf086cf08888cf/tumblr_mlmze3JGQS1r4igreo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Miyata Nobukiyo 1876</p> </blockquote>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50350313264http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50350313264Mon, 13 May 2013 12:03:48 -0500holyfuckingshitballs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74342d2fdfc73828d257b4cf6b8c4752/tumblr_mi2g1dY2UX1qcj1c0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc4836d3e989c0f316eed397d4b4de93/tumblr_mi2g1dY2UX1qcj1c0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladysnowgoat.tumblr.com/post/50163126202/netiya" target="_blank">ladysnowgoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Netiya</p> </blockquote> <p>hahahhahahahahuahaahhaa </p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50167981693http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50167981693Sat, 11 May 2013 09:44:06 -0500so true<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cd9e11a738c1c9a44fcfd4a91359966/tumblr_mmlxtcDK7T1qbjxq5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>d’awwww</p>http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50124814698http://helicine.tumblr.com/post/50124814698Fri, 10 May 2013 19:10:24 -0500